{"id":10564,"date":"2005-05-26T19:34:17","date_gmt":"2005-05-26T23:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mercuryranch.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/26\/the-big-m\/"},"modified":"2021-01-08T20:44:07","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T02:44:07","slug":"the-big-m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/the-big-m\/","title":{"rendered":"The Big &#8220;M&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wondered why inhaling oxygen seems to cause you to gain weight?  Well, there might be an answer for part of it&#8211;especially if you&#8217;re female and over 40.  See, if you haven&#8217;t figured it out yet, that&#8217;s when our bodies start preparing us for &#8220;The Change.&#8221;  Usually discussed in hushed tones in gender-segregated conversations&#8211;women exhanging symptoms and men commiserating about what they have to endure; it&#8217;s a great sport of one-upsmanship in both camps.  But, what we&#8217;re talking about here is menopause and how it affects women&#8217;s bodies.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been idly thinking I really ought to start looking into this thing for, oh, say the last four or five years now.  It&#8217;s been right there on the periphery of my mental radar screen.  Then I had a conversation with one of my friends while I was their houseguest last week, and I had to confront it.   Yeah, it&#8217;s looming, and my body is telling me,  &#8220;Hey, you!  Listen up!&#8221;  So I perused a couple books my friend had purchased.  I&#8217;ll either get the one she&#8217;s using or &#8220;Menopause for Dummies&#8221; or both.  I also picked up a book (forgot to list on the recently purchased list provided below, but I&#8217;ll add it here):  Jorge Cruise&#8217;s <em>The 3-Hour Diet<\/em>.  One of the recommendations to stave off the weight gain accompanying the near-immediate shut down of metabolism while the body goes off to destroy any leftover eggs (not scientifcally verified&#8211;that&#8217;s my theory) is to eat smaller, more frequent meals.  Jorge&#8217;s book has this laid out in a reasonable way, and he offers real world solutions that real people can apply.  (I&#8217;d already been impressed by Jorge&#8217;s <em>8 Minutes in the Morning<\/em> that came out a couple years ago&#8211;I followed it through religiously and it works.  I failed to restart the program for the next cycle, but that was my fault, not Jorge&#8217;s.)<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a bunch of other &#8220;symptoms&#8221; but I&#8217;ll spare you the details here.   If you&#8217;re near or over 40, female, and noticing strange things beginning to happen, now&#8217;s a good time to do a little reading about this topic.  Oh yeah, anyone have books or websites to suggest?<\/p>\n<p>This has been a public service announcement designed to ease both your pain and suffering and that of your significant other as well as those who love you or have to endure you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wondered why inhaling oxygen seems to cause you to gain weight? Well, there might be an answer for part of it&#8211;especially if you&#8217;re female and over 40. See, if you haven&#8217;t figured it out yet, that&#8217;s when our bodies start preparing us for &#8220;The Change.&#8221; Usually discussed in hushed <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/the-big-m\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10564"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15109,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10564\/revisions\/15109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}