{"id":10636,"date":"2005-04-01T18:19:21","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T23:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mercuryranch.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/worst-putter\/"},"modified":"2005-04-01T18:19:21","modified_gmt":"2005-04-01T23:19:21","slug":"worst-putter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/worst-putter\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Putter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, I haven&#8217;t killed anyone today.  I do, however, have the distinction of being my directorate&#8217;s worst putter.  We had an afternoon of cooking out (burgers and dogs)  and indoor putt putt golf today, and I racked up the highest score.  (If I could only somehow reverse my golf and bowling scores&#8230;)  My prize was a can of tennis balls (to switch to another sport) and $1 (my entry fee).  Of course, my tennis game is far worse than my golf game, so this cracked me up.<\/p>\n<p>My division did win the &#8220;toughest hole&#8221; competition.  And one of my guys came in second, so of seven awards, my office took three.  The challenge was for each division to design 2 holes (we had a twelve hole course).  The creativity exhibited was incredible.  My guys had real water hazards and real sand traps.  I think both our holes were great.  But the other divisions had fun holes, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I haven&#8217;t killed anyone today. I do, however, have the distinction of being my directorate&#8217;s worst putter. We had an afternoon of cooking out (burgers and dogs) and indoor putt putt golf today, and I racked up the highest score. (If I could only somehow reverse my golf and <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/worst-putter\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}