{"id":1178,"date":"2007-05-11T00:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-11T06:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mercuryranch.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/11\/if-these-walls-could-talk\/"},"modified":"2007-05-11T00:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T06:19:00","slug":"if-these-walls-could-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/if-these-walls-could-talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Snippet: If These Walls Could Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I started playing around with this idea as a daily writing exercise while deployed to Bahrain back in 2004.  I have a series of vignettes based upon this opening.  I think it has some potential, but I haven&#8217;t played with it since then.  Completely first draft, unedited, all the usual disclaimers.  Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I was still pretty stunned.<span>  <\/span>I wanted to put my back against the wall, so I could see everything that was happening around me, but since what was scaring the hell out of me was those very walls, I was at a loss for what to do.<span>  <\/span>I couldn\u2019t detect any movement in the walls like lips or anything, but I was definitely hearing something outside my head.<span>  <\/span>Were there any speakers?<span>   <\/span>I studied the walls for hidden speaker grilles.<span>  <\/span>I could sense them watching me.<span>  <\/span>I turned around, searching for eyes, lips, anything that would indicate where the sound was coming from.<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;Oh, Dear.<span>  <\/span>This happens every time.<span>  <\/span>Just once, when we speak to someone, I wish we didn\u2019t scare them half to death.&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;How do you do it?<span>  <\/span>It\u2019s as if you\u2019re watching me, but I can\u2019t see any eyes.<span>  <\/span>You\u2019re talking to me, but I <span>  <\/span>can\u2019t see a mouth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"> &#8220;We use a kind of telepathic projection.<span>  <\/span>Nobody else can hear us.<span>  <\/span>We\u2019re very selective about who we talk to.&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I said slowly, trying to get a handle on the situation.<span>  <\/span>This must be what crazy people endured to make it seem like their world was sane.<span>  <\/span>Now I\u2019d lost it for sure.<span>  <\/span>Well.<span>  <\/span>Nobody else must know.<span>  <\/span>I must continue on as before.<span>  <\/span>I\u2019d always talked to myself.<span>  <\/span>That was nothing new.<span>  <\/span>Except, for a change, I didn\u2019t have to make up the other side of the conversation.<span>  <\/span>The walls would give me my stories, I\u2019d copy them down, and I\u2019d have something to sell.<span>  <\/span>&#8220;So, to other people, when I talk to you, it will seem as if I\u2019m talking to<span>  <\/span>myself, but I\u2019ll really be talking to you, but they won\u2019t hear that part?&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;Well, if you insist on talking out loud, it will seem that way.<span>  <\/span>When you\u2019re directing thoughts at us, we can hear them just fine.<span>  <\/span>Strangely, to us, we can\u2019t hear other thoughts, only spoken ones.<span>  <\/span>When you were looking for ideas, you were wondering if these walls could talk.<span>  <\/span>Since the thought was directed at us, we heard it and chose to answer.&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">That might not be so bad.<span>  <\/span>&#8220;So if I think thoughts directly to you, you can hear them?<span>  <\/span>I can sit here and think a conversation with you and not have to say anything if<span>  <\/span>don\u2019t want to?&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;That\u2019s right.<span>  <\/span>We\u2019d go crazy if we could hear every thought of the occupants of a given room at any particular time.&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;But you can hear what everybody says out loud?&#8221;<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">&#8220;As well or better than you can,&#8221; the walls confirmed.<o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I stared at one particular corner of the ceiling above the door.<span>  <\/span>I weighed my options.<span>  <\/span>(1) I could continue trying to come up with ideas on my own. (2) Since I had apparently summoned the walls, and they were willing to give me stories, why shouldn\u2019t I take them up on it?<span>  <\/span>(3) I really was going crazy, but maybe, just maybe, I\u2019d get some good stories written before they took me away to the funny farm.<span>  <\/span><em>OK, Walls,<\/em> I thought, <em>I\u2019m ready to give you guys a shot.<span>  <\/span>What do you have for me?<\/em><o><br \/>\n<\/o>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">We\u2019ve been composing our thoughts.<span>  <\/span>Here are a few ideas we think might be worthwhile.<span>  <\/span>Let\u2019s get started.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">[blenza_autolink 42]<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o> <\/o><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><o> <\/o><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started playing around with this idea as a daily writing exercise while deployed to Bahrain back in 2004. I have a series of vignettes based upon this opening. 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