{"id":524,"date":"2012-04-07T00:07:17","date_gmt":"2012-04-07T05:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeanschara.com\/?p=524"},"modified":"2012-04-07T00:07:17","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T05:07:17","slug":"g-is-for-gravity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/g-is-for-gravity\/","title":{"rendered":"G is for Gravity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband hates gravity.\u00a0 It annoys him to no end.\u00a0 He truly wants to devise an anti-gravity solution.\u00a0 He mentioned the other day that he thinks he has it worked out.\u00a0 Maybe he does.\u00a0 He&#8217;s an amazingly creative and inventive guy with significant engineering prowess. Although he was an English professor by profession, he comes from a long line of engineers in his family, so the genes are solid.\u00a0 Engineering has always been a hobby for him rather than a vocation, so I believe he could have devised a functional anti-gravity solution.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t get what the big deal is.\u00a0 I guess I just don&#8217;t understand the gravity of the situation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband hates gravity.\u00a0 It annoys him to no end.\u00a0 He truly wants to devise an anti-gravity solution.\u00a0 He mentioned the other day that he thinks he has it worked out.\u00a0 Maybe he does.\u00a0 He&#8217;s an amazingly creative and inventive guy with significant engineering prowess. Although he was an English <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/g-is-for-gravity\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-z-challenge"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}