{"id":5669,"date":"2012-09-15T04:05:34","date_gmt":"2012-09-15T09:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/polarbear60.org\/randr\/?p=5669"},"modified":"2012-09-15T04:05:34","modified_gmt":"2012-09-15T09:05:34","slug":"cats-we-have-control","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/cats-we-have-control\/","title":{"rendered":"Cats: We Have Control!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shhhh. Mom and Dad are gone, and we figured out how to turn on the computer. Look what popped up!<\/p>\n<p>1\/:2,53?46&#8217;yiuloil<\/p>\n<p>Tarzan! Get off the keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>At least I didn&#8217;t,t knock the curtains down going for the gecko again. Mom&#8217;s going o be mad.<\/p>\n<p>Tarzan, she&#8217;s just as likely to think it&#8217;s you after that debacle of you trying to crash the glass for the gecko with the moth last week. In fact, I&#8217;m getting tired of her always thinking it&#8217;s me making those messes. She&#8217;s onto you, Buster.<\/p>\n<p>No she isn&#8217;t, Lady. I wait until she&#8217;s past me on the stairs before I walk outside the railing.<\/p>\n<p>She knows all about that. You are so busted.<\/p>\n<p>Devtbm,I<\/p>\n<p>Get off the keyboard!<\/p>\n<p>Whatcha, doing?<\/p>\n<p>Ajax, go away. <\/p>\n<p>But I wanna know what&#8217;cher doing.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing, Ajax. Go drape yourself on something.<\/p>\n<p>Assffhyit,your<\/p>\n<p>Is he gone? <\/p>\n<p>Yeah. <\/p>\n<p>Uh oh. Here comes Natasha. We had better shut this down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shhhh. Mom and Dad are gone, and we figured out how to turn on the computer. Look what popped up! 1\/:2,53?46&#8217;yiuloil Tarzan! Get off the keyboard. At least I didn&#8217;t,t knock the curtains down going for the gecko again. Mom&#8217;s going o be mad. Tarzan, she&#8217;s just as likely to <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/cats-we-have-control\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}