What does a polar bear need in Texas in December? It is Texas, do I need a cowboy hat and boots? Where will I find boots to fit me? I think that idea is definitely out. But what about a hat? Maybe I should wait until I get there and buy one there. I haven’t seen many cowboy hat stores in Virginia.<\/p>\n
Guns. Doesn’t everyone in Texas walk around with guns on their hips? But She doesn’t wear guns. Maybe I’ve seen too many John Wayne movies.<\/p>\n
Heat. Will I be too hot down there? She says it gets cold in December. I’ll probably be quite comfortable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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