{"id":651,"date":"2003-12-17T19:02:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T00:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mercuryranch.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/17\/thanks-ej\/"},"modified":"2003-12-17T19:02:12","modified_gmt":"2003-12-18T00:02:12","slug":"thanks-ej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/thanks-ej\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks, EJ!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A western store.  Just down from Colliseum Mall on Mercury?  Thanks!  Now.  How do I get there?  She does leave the motorcycle here during the day.  She&#8217;d never notice I took it, I bet.  Of course, I&#8217;ve never ridden one before, and I think She keeps the proof of insurance in Her wallet.  With my clumsy paws, I have no hope of being able to pilfer that little piece of paper.  The keys, however, I can easily get to.  I know how to open the garage door, but then I don&#8217;t have any way of locking the house or closing the door&#8230;.this will require some thought.  Perhaps there&#8217;s a more creative way of getting from Grafton to Mercury Blvd&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Zero always thought my legs were pretty sexy.  Maybe I could try that old hitchhiking technique I&#8217;ve heard about&#8230;Think anyone would stop for a polar bear showing a little leg?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A western store. Just down from Colliseum Mall on Mercury? Thanks! Now. How do I get there? She does leave the motorcycle here during the day. She&#8217;d never notice I took it, I bet. Of course, I&#8217;ve never ridden one before, and I think She keeps the proof of insurance <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/thanks-ej\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pbotl-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}