{"id":7124,"date":"2014-04-30T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/polarbear60.org\/randr\/?p=7124"},"modified":"2014-04-30T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T07:00:00","slug":"zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>What have I gotten myself into? Odor. Overpowering. Cover nose. That cuts it. A little. I opened my eyes. How austere. Looks nothing like the tundra. I seem to be alone.<\/em> I lifted my head. The odor abated some. I stood up. <em>Not so overpowering.<\/em> I shook my body to get the kinks out and to try to clear my head from whatever they&#8217;d used to knock me out to bring me to wherever I was now. I bounced lightly on my front paws. <em>Sturdy. Solid. Good.<\/em> I walked to the edge of the place I was in, until my path was blocked by something. <em>Hard, porous, room to poke my nose through, but hard, vertical&#8230;things.<\/em> I turned. I walked to the corner. <em>Hard. Blocked my path. Couldn&#8217;t see through it.<\/em> Turned again. Brushed the hard thing as I walked. <em>A lot of strange stuff in front of me. Ouch! I didn&#8217;t see that. A substance I can see through but not walk through? A human is sitting over there.<\/em> I lifted a paw and pressed on the clear substance in front of me. <em>Firm. But I can see through it. Interesting. The human watches me. Scratching on something in front of her. Curious.<\/em> I walked along the clear, impenetrable substance. <em>Back to the hard, porous, room to poke my nose through things.<\/em> I turned around, sat down, and watched the human watch me. Another human came in and spoke with her. She gestured, and the other human slid a tray with food through an opening. <em>Smells unusual. Nothing I&#8217;ve ever seen before.<\/em> I glanced at the woman watching me. I angled my nose. Sniffed. The human still watched. I placed my paw on the orange stick-like things. The white things were soft. I pulled the tray toward me. The human scratched more things. I lowered my jaws and tried the orange stick-like things. <em>Crunchy. A little sweet. Good.<\/em> I pulled the white things into my mouth. <em>Soft. Chewy. Almost melts on my tongue.<\/em> Brown nuggets under the white stuff. <em>Not unappealing. Crunchy.<\/em> I finished the snack, curled up in front of the clear solid substance, placed my nose on my paws, and, through my lidded eyes, watched the human watch me.<\/p>\n<p>I must have slept. <em>Slipping. I didn&#8217;t hear anything.<\/em> I opened my eyes. The human was not there to watch me, but I smelled it. <em>Where was it?<\/em> I turned my head. <em>There.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It spoke. I tipped my muzzle in it&#8217;s direction.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Welcome to Winnipeg. I hope you&#8217;re comfortable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Winnipeg, eh?<\/em> I stretched.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yoga? Downward facing dog. Good idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Stretching is yoga?<\/em> The human was on the other side of those hard, porous things with space between them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;By the way, my name is Mindy. You&#8217;re probably wondering why you&#8217;re here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She paused as if she expected a response.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re the major subject in a research project I&#8217;m conducting. 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