{"id":982,"date":"2005-03-01T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-01T17:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mercuryranch.org\/blog\/2005\/03\/01\/pre-op\/"},"modified":"2005-03-01T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-01T17:32:00","slug":"pre-op","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/pre-op\/","title":{"rendered":"Pre-Op"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arrived early. Got seen about an hour after my appointment. Once things got moving, everything went very smoothly. My technician and doctor were both great. Professional with a good sense of humor.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t remember everything they did, but I came away with a sense that I&#8217;d just had a very thorough, comprehensive exam and screening. They took topographic maps of the cornea (and showed me what was good about them), performed several procedures I&#8217;m familiar with, took color pictures, and, for the first time in 35 years, I could read something on the wall twenty feet in front of me&#8211;it was a gigantic numeral &#8220;3.&#8221; The real number was 643, but the three was the largest number, and it was all I could really read&#8211;even though it was also excessively blurry. Then it was time to see the doctor. She did all the usual stuff, including measuring the thickness of my cornea. I&#8217;m thicker than most (and, for once, this is a good thing). Then she dilated my eyes, and twenty minutes later, they performed a few more tests. The only unusual thing she discovered was a large clump of pigment in the back of my right eye&#8211;about the size of my optic nerve. Oh, and my left eye is dominant. I guess that explains why I prefer to operate firearms left-handed, despite the incredible inconvenience.<\/p>\n<p>I go in for the not-so-brief informed consent briefing on Thursday afternoon. Unless I back out for some reason, I&#8217;m a go for this procedure. I&#8217;m comfortable with how this is proceeding. Today&#8217;s eye doctor says the guy performing my operation is the same one she chose to do her husband&#8217;s eyes. I guess I should have asked if she and her husband were getting along&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And I was glad I brought someone along to drive me home. I really could have made it just fine on my own. I was only having trouble noticing moving tractor trailer rigs. I&#8217;m sure that wouldn&#8217;t have caused any problems driving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arrived early. Got seen about an hour after my appointment. Once things got moving, everything went very smoothly. My technician and doctor were both great. Professional with a good sense of humor. I don&#8217;t remember everything they did, but I came away with a sense that I&#8217;d just had a <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/pre-op\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-twilight-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jeanschara.com\/pmtoo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}