Stephanie Tyler posts search phrases from her site every month. July’s are a hoot (well, so are her other month’s).

I thought, maybe I could do something like that. Then I remembered my search phrases–they’d put you to sleep. I thought about that thought. The list of search phrases indicates what was actually found on the site. It struck me that maybe you already are asleep.

In trying to be more optimistic, I decide I’m a cure for insomnia. People need this. It’s a good thing. No drugs, prescription or otherwise, needed.

OK. Somebody was wondering, so now you all have to pay. July’s top 10 for Mercury Ranch were (In case you’re wondering, there’s more than one of you–the site averages 100 unique visitors per day. If the phrase “cure for insomnia” shows up in the top search list, and my unique visitors number increases, I guess I’ll know for sure if I’m a worthwhile cure.):

1. birthdate meaning (I think I did one of those blogthings on this a while back…but why is it #1?)
2. massage (it’s the cat–notbody else; don’t get your hopes up)
3. dual hitch extension (I know why I wrote about it, but why do you want to read it?)
4. 46 mercury (that’s why the parent site exists–go for it)
5. hitch extensions (see #3)
6. rantings and ravings (come on in, the water’s fine)
7. italian setter (even I’m going to have to search the site to figure out how this one generated a hit)
8. lomonosov polar bear (you want walking, sitting, or baby?)
9. prk blog (come on in and check out what I had to say about it–but start here in my old blog for the full story–scroll down to the bottom)
10. houck family (must be my sister’s in-laws? waving hello)

(Already, August is showing more promise, but you’re going to have to wait. 29 long days. At least you’ll be well-rested.)