I was perusing my Amazon Recommendations (read: procrastinating on Twilight Revisions) and came across a book titled, Never Eat Alone: And Other Secrets to Success, One Relationship at a Time. Contrary to my first thought, this is not yet another weight loss fad diet. It’s about being that gregarious person who always has plenty of people surrounding him or her. (Bah! Humbug!)

But what if it were a fad weight loss diet? If I could only eat when I was around others, I’d be a shadow of myself in less than a week’s time. In fact, I’d quickly wither away and die, because the vast majority of my life is spent in solitude.

It’s a good thing I don’t do fad diets.