Freaky Writer Conversations
You writers reading this will completely understand. If you’re not a writer, you might find it a little strange.
My characters are looking for a new house. She wants a house with the same 40s charm her current house just north of Alamo Heights has. He wants to stay in the same school district so his (their) daughter doesn’t have to change high schools. The school is in a newer area of San Antonio than her house is in.
I’m researching what might work when hubby calls. I explain what I’m doing, and once he understands I’m looking for an older house in the John Jay school district, and it has to be pre-1994 (the older the better for my characters). He pulls out a map and remembers he dated someone years (decades) ago who lived in that area, and her house was from the 30s. Really? Cool. He gives me the street name, and I triangulate on it in Yahoo! Maps and switch to hybrid mode.
After we get off the phone, I search for a San Antonio real estate site, plug in the school district, the zip code, and the neighborhood. There was one house that was old enough (one street over from hubby’s old girlfriend’s place). My characters loved the house, but it was too small. They looked at two others — also too small. Then they found this place. It’s a little newer than Nikki wanted, but she’s warmed up to it. From what I remember from walking that neighborhood in the early 80s, it’s close to two major traffic roads, but it’s only a couple of blocks from the high school, and those two roads give easy access to shopping. It’s close to where Jeff works, and it’s easy access for Nikki to get to her work. And there’s room for the dogs. What high schooler wouldn’t like that swimming pool, and what newly married couple wouldn’t go for that hot tub on the enclosed patio? It’s perfect. Oh, yeah, and isn’t that a great kitchen for the early 90s? (Try to think back…) Too bad the people selling it for real haven’t come across a couple like my characters yet, but maybe it will happen for them.
OK. Back to work.
Wow, great house! Screened porch, hot tub, fantastic dining room. I can’t wait to read the story.
Way too funny, Jean!
Okay, the sad thing is that not only did I get the conversation, I didn’t get what was freaky about it. I had to think hard to realize that house shopping for an imaginary couple was a stretch for most people.
However, I think you’d find more people sympathizing with this than you think…I mean how many of us have looked at houses in places we’d never live just for the fun of “trying them on?”
There may actually be a crossover between writers and normal people…right around the line of imaginary shopping :D.
Margaret
P.S. Guess who I listened to while outlining my new novel? Thanks so much for the intro to Kathy Mattea
Hilarious!
No! (mock surprise) A cross-over between writers and normal people? How?
But seriously, glad you ‘re enjoying Kathy Mattea. And if you like Celtic music, check out her newer albums.
Writers crossed with normal people? Well, I suppose with the proper genetic engineering, it’s possible. But what misshapen freakish things would that produce?! Haven’t we learned anything from the lessons of Godzilla and Frankenstein?
I don’t know, Tech. It’s Margaret’s idea. She spent all that time in Afghanistan growing up. Then she spent time in both Boston and California (and who knows where else!). What would you expect? Her environment has her predisposed to trying these scary, scary combinations. There are probably more like her out there somewhere . . .
Would a cross between a writer and a normal person be a hybrid??? We can be green!
Yep, need more coffee.
Aha! So that’s where Martians come from — writer/normal person hybrids. It’s all becoming so much clearer now…
You all are scary. I thought it would tell me if someone added a comment to a post I’d commented on so I was innocently going about my business unaware I was being maligned, MALIGNED I tell you!
And you know that hybrid had to happen someday. Every computer has some form of word processing tool and more and more people are having computers. I think fears for the written language are premature…handwritten maybe.
Grinning madly in my not so hybrid world,
Margaret
I hate that Plug-In, because, invariably, it defaults to being on, and I have to manually un-check the darn box. Since I hate it, I’ve never gone looking for it or installed in on my blogs.
Hmmm…Methinks you may be lumping us all together in that scary place where you were being so terribly maligned. If that’s so, I’m delighted to say it’s excellent company.