We’re late posting, because we’ve been too busy. Sleeping. And posting to cat photo sites, commonly known at kitty porn.

We had to convince Tarzan that the last time he jumped through the transom, it wasn’t pretty. I think we’ve talked him down from the bookshelf he uses to get through.

Daphne pulled down the valence curtain at the top of the stairs. How she managed to do it without falling to the bottom of the first floor, we’re not sure, but at least the humans won’t come home to her broken body on the landing. That would be most unfortunate.

Ajax is keeping things in order, and even Lady listens to him. I’m Ruby. Nobody suspects me of doing anything wrong, so I better finish posting this and get the computer shut down. I have a reputation to preserve.