I paid a visit to Debbie, the Assiniboine Park Zoo polar bear, last Sunday. She looked lonely all by herself. She’s a distant cousin of mine, and it was good to see her. There’s more to the story, but that will all come out after November.
Continue reading →Judge offered light sentences for sex. What do you take this headline to mean? Was the judge convicted of some illegal forms of sex and offered light sentences? Did the judge barter sex with the defendants in exchange for the defendants receiving a lighter prison sentence? Did the judge write … Continue reading →
I hear thunder. It’s been rumbling out there for hours but not a drop of rain. I want to hibernate. Grumble. Grumble. Grumble. Grouchy bear.
Continue reading →Grumble. Grumble. Grumble. I am not a happy bear. I was fine earlier tonight. Then, wham! I’m grumpy. Maybe it will pass.
Continue reading →She’s thinking about writing a novel about me. And She thinks I’ll be happy about it! What is She thinking?!?! I don’t want my private life splattered all over creation. And why should my biography go into a novel anyway? We’re going to have to have a talk.
Continue reading →She bought acorn squash today. Tells me I’ll like it. I dooon’t knooow. (Peeks into oven, doubtfully.)
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