They took me to a seafood restaurant (I use the term loosely–they didn’t have a single seal recipe on the menu!) called Ralph & Kacoos. It was OK. I’m not sure why They raved about it, but I guess Their tastes are different from mine. Then we went to the … Continue reading →
So. Just what does a polar bear do in San Antonio, Texas, on New Years’ Eve? She updates her Blog, of course! I can’t imagine much that happens over the next several days will be of much interest to me; however, She has promised to take me to a casino … Continue reading →
I thought it was supposed to be chilly here. Instead, I’m running around shedding. Virginia was colder than this. A little front came in today to cool things off a bit, but it’s still in the 50s. Even so, I’ve enjoyed this trip. Everyone likes my hat. I hope She … Continue reading →
Maybe someday I’ll tell how I managed to get my new hat, but for now, let’s just say I look simply stunning in it, and may She never find out how I obtained it. I told her mailorder, but let’s just keep this as our little secret, OK? We’re all … Continue reading →
A western store. Just down from Colliseum Mall on Mercury? Thanks! Now. How do I get there? She does leave the motorcycle here during the day. She’d never notice I took it, I bet. Of course, I’ve never ridden one before, and I think She keeps the proof of insurance … Continue reading →
What does a polar bear need in Texas in December? It is Texas, do I need a cowboy hat and boots? Where will I find boots to fit me? I think that idea is definitely out. But what about a hat? Maybe I should wait until I get there and … Continue reading →
I came “this close” to posting while She was gone, but I decided to be a good bear and respect Her wishes that I remain off-line when She’s not here. We have a busy week this week. She’s taking me to Texas with Her, and we have to pack. I … Continue reading →
This is my first Thanksgiving out of captivity. She assures me I’ll enjoy it. We’re cooking today and having a friend over from Her work–the lady that made Nanuk for Her several months ago. Yes, MarFisk, She has a special selection of seal for me, provided courtesy of Dan, one … Continue reading →
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (Master/Slave) Now that She’s given me a reprieve from dictating my story until She gets Her life together, I have entirely too much time to surf the Internet. This little tidbit has appeared in numerous forms–on CNN’s site and Dave Barry’s Blog. I found … Continue reading →
then She cuts me off! I was right in the middle of something! At least She let me finish the scene. But that’s it. It’s all about Her. *She* has other things *She* must do. Did it matter that maybe *I* had something to do this month? Nooo. *She* needs … Continue reading →