This just doesn’t sound like me. Maybe one of my other personalities surfaced to take the quiz, but at least it’s a good book…Thanks to Carter over at Noise in the Attic for the link.

You’re Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Of course, you can retake the quiz, get different questions, and a different book:

You’re The Sound and the Fury!
by William Faulkner
Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips
with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue,
but you’re mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you’ve lost. People often have a hard
time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant
anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I’m going to quit while I’m behind. You’ve heard about the four quadrants (the things you know about you that nobody else knows, the things you know about you that everybody else knows, the things everybody else knows about you but you don’t know about yourself, and the things nobody, including you, know about yourself–I think that’s how it goes, anyway) of self-awareness? Well, we’re definitely in one of the latter two with this quiz.

You’re The Things They Carried!
by Tim O’Brien
Harsh and bitter, you tell it like it is. This usually comes in short,
dramatic spurts of spilling your guts in various ways. You carry a heavy load, and this
has weighed you down with all the horrors that humanity has to offer. Having seen and
done a great deal that you aren’t proud of, you have no choice but to walk forward,
trudging slowly through ongoing mud. In the next life, you will come back as a water
buffalo.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I always wondered what it would be like to be a water buffalo. The future is bright, indeed.